Outdoor quiet time. The website is whispering.

Welcome to

STEF'S 40TH

Four days on the Russian River Β· Guerneville, California
Johnson's Beach Β· tents, glamping, a lazy river, and one silent dance party

OPENING CEREMONIES INLoading the campfire…
FORECASTPartly cloudy & sunny
High low 80s Β· Low low 50s
QUIET HOURSOutdoors goes quiet at 11pm
Be discreet about alcohol on the beach.

Tap your name once. The whole site will remember you β€” your name gets highlighted everywhere it shows up, and you get a badge with your ride, your bed, your team and your jobs.

WHO ARE YOU?

Everything Stef built, hour by hour. Cars leave when they leave β€” be at the lot five minutes early and you'll never miss one.

Times in parentheses are your flight. Drivers, you're marked. Departures shift based on how people want to spend the day β€” check the group thread the night before.

FRIDAY β†’ THE WOODS

MONDAY β†’ THE AIRPORTS

Drivers for the weekend β€” only two are needed at a time:

Five ways to sleep. Not five star, but memorable.

Four counselors, four flags. Your counselor is who you find when you can't find anything else.

Tap to call, tap to text. Dot color = team color.

Tick as you throw it in the bag. Stef is bringing sunscreen, bug spray and toothpaste for everyone.

    Stef's own list, for anyone flying in early or driving out slow.

    THE SCENIC ROUTE

    IF YOU HAVE A FEW EXTRA HOURS
    • Ramen Gaijin for lunch in Sebastopol β€” also Andy's Market and Bohemian Creamery
    • Wild Flour Bread in Freestone
    • Occidental Grove of Old Trees walk
    • A movie at the Rio Theater

    BODEGA BAY & POINT REYES

    IF YOU HAVE EVEN MORE TIME
    • Elephant seals
    • Cowgirl Creamery
    • Good seafood lunch spots all along the coast

    RUSSIAN RIVER VALLEY

    • Russian House #1
    • Boon
    • Route 128 through the redwoods
    • Orr Hot Springs

    DRINKS

    CLEARED BY THE CHIEF IMBIBEMENT OFFICER
    • Cideries in Sebastopol
    • Moshin Vineyards
    • Lula Vineyards
    • MacCrostie Wine
    • Russian River Vineyard

    Stef made five collaborative playlists for the weekend. Add whatever fits the moment.

    Apple Music is required to contribute.

    Three rules. Five staff. One Stef.

    πŸŒ™ QUIET AT ELEVEN

    Outdoor quiet time starts at 11pm. Inside, do whatever you want.

    🍷 DISCREET ON THE BEACH

    Be subtle about alcohol at Johnson's Beach. Cans in koozies, no bottles.

    πŸ”₯ NOT INCLUDED

    Firewood, drinks, and food are not provided by Johnson's Beach. Bring or buy.

    Stef drew these. Tap to open full size, or save them to your phone so they work when the signal doesn't.